ThNB Cleo's Season 4: More Patio Bocce


ABC + Cleo's + you all made a rousing success of 2018's best new bocce venue. Holy S#IT is this venue fun. The city’s #1 soccer bar is definitely making a play to be the top bocce bar, too. This Ukrainian Village staple and it’s famed patio have expanded and built out two glorious bocce courts. The sand and crushed gravel mix is tightly packed for an authentic bocce feel. 

This is a new(ish) venue, but it’s already made a name for itself. We're giving it two nights to beam it's beer and bocce bright lights into our Chicago Summer nights. We'll be bringing the same ABC spirit as ever: Highly social, moderately competitive, drink-in-hand approach to the timeless game of bocce ball. There’s no skill necessary to get started, just an appetite for mid-week fun. With two leagues at the same venue, I'm imagining a lot of chances for crossover competition and big time bragging rights. Get in it and win it.

League Details: Season begins on Thursday, July 11th. Playoffs are on Thursday, August 22nd (barring weather setbacks). First games get rolling at 6:30 and the last at 10:00. If Mother Nature throws us a wet curveball, then we'll reschedule. You don't lose games cuz it rains. 

ABC League Standards: Teams of four play two games a night for a six-week regular season. All teams play in a one-night playoff. Season schedule is available by the end of the first week. Game time needs and requests are almost always accommodated. A team can roster 4-8 players. If you want to play don't have a full squad, contact and/or and he'll get ya moving in the right direction. League dues are $300/team. Your spot in the league is not guaranteed until the balance is at $0.



Rank Team Wins Losses Differentials Points For Points Against
1 M.R.E.A.M. 9 1 40 110 70
2 Buncha Rats 8 2 64 112 48
3 Shut Up and Throw! 7 3 42 101 59
4 Insane Clown Bocce 7 3 18 92 74
5 Measure My Pleasure 6 4 33 100 67
6 Boccos Del Grande 6 4 23 77 54
7 Bocce Snatchers 5 5 11 89 78
8 Artists Formally Known as Del Bocce Vista 5 3 -1 63 64
9 Personality 2: Electric Boogaloo 5 5 -5 89 94
10 Wild & Crazy Kids 5 5 -17 68 85
11 The Blarney Stones 4 6 -19 76 95
12 Bocce can"t beat us 4 6 -22 69 91
13 HiBocce Grill Masters 3 7 -13 84 97
14 Gartner Snakes 3 7 -34 66 100
15 Kiss Our Bocce'eeks 3 7 -43 53 96
16 Trilliam 0 0 0 0 0
17 Sco Flo Volo Bros 0 2 -12 0 12
18 1956 0 10 -65 40 105

Confirmed team list- 17 of 17

So good
Lo Lo
Lauren McDermott
Bryce Barnes
Megan OMara
can we have no 630 games
TONY DiCostanzo
Tony DiCostanzo
Bill Benne
Henry Bushong
Hooters? No, Benihanna. Much Classier
James Romanek
Sally Romanek
Matt Calvey
Tom Chase
Maureen Lauer
Kiss our butts, bocces!
Tori Conner
Jayme Czocher
Eric Cady
Michael Malmsbury
Taylor Crowder
Est. 1446
Brenden Wysocki
Christopher Seaman
Lisa Vanacora
Alicia Kane
Bocce Team
Corinne Thomas
Eleni Steinman
Megan Kelly
Nicollette Gutzwiller
Jenny Lopez
whoop whoop
Sarah Gaynor
Greg Walker
Bocce Snatchers
Kyle Richardson
mark richter
Shawn Luedde
Matt Eirich
Shaun Sheys
don't mind us we are just here to drink
Keith Young
Danko Dykyj
Vanessa Garippo
Allassandra Ventola
Scott's Team
Kevin Grish
Scott Floersheimer
Still Not Above It!
George Rosch
Amy Goodburn
Nick Neu
Jacob Hendrickson
Frank Munoz
Malort Rules Everything Around Me
Andrew Benzer
Adam Michelman
Kurtis Pozsgay
Yesuah Iniguez
The Great Bocce
Billy Dunlap
Brian McGarry
Michael Madsen
Shawna Watts
puff. drink. exhale. cannonball....
Kyle Thompson
Ashley Purdy
Woke up feeling pretty dangerous
Avery Schmitz
Been here since the beginning
Jeff Pfeiffer

Unconfirmed Team List

Ride the Wave
Will Ruiz